Introducing Piper! The fiery force behind GrayHair’s Newsletter Advice Column. Piper is an expert in all things Data Quality, Data Security, Data Hygiene, and Data Management. With her sassy attitude and unwavering expertise, Piper’s knowledge of data and software solutions allows our readers to leverage technology to enhance their data management, marketing, security, and optimization efforts! Keep reading to access Piper’s archives.
Data Quality
Data Security
Data Hygiene
Data Management
October 2024
Dear Piper,
I’ve been receiving a ton of texts claiming to be from the USPS. They seem authentic, but something is sketch. They mention packages I’m not expecting or request additional personal information. I’m freaked out about the security implications of these messages. Can you work your magic and suggest how to protect myself from possible scams?
Sincerely, Concerned Carly
August 2024
Dear Piper,
With all this buzz about the upcoming 2025 USPS Promotions, my head is spinning like a mail-sorting machine on overdrive! My team wants to take full advantage of these opportunities, but we’re not sure where to start. How do we navigate these promotions without losing our way in the postal maze?
Sincerely, Postal Op Paul
July 2024
Dear Piper,
With the USPS price increases that went into effect on July 14th, my company’s mailing costs are ballooning faster than a helium-filled parade float. We’ve been struggling to figure out how to handle these new expenses without cutting into our budget for other essential areas. Any advice on how we can mitigate these rising postage rates?
Sincerely, Postal Polly
June 2024
Dear Piper,
Lately our marketing campaigns seem to be falling flat. We’re sending out mailers, but the response rates are disappointing. How can we improve our campaign effectiveness and get better results?
Sincerely, Marketing Manny
May 2024
Dear Piper,
I am so excited to attend this year’s National Postal Forum! Any tips for making the most of it? I’d love some advice on networking at this event and I want to make sure I don’t miss out on any learning opportunities. Are there any must-see sessions you recommend?
Sincerely, Curious Conference-Goer
April 2024
Dear Piper,
As the manager of a call center for a large bank, I’m facing a pressing issue: maintaining efficiency amidst a surge in inquiries about the status of their mail coming from my company. Our team is inundated with customer calls, and we’re struggling to keep up with demand. I heard through the grapevine that you’re an expert in all things data… is there any way that leveraging data can help us improve call center efficiency while enhancing the overall customer experience?
Sincerely, Confused Charlie
March 2024
Dear Piper,
I oversee operations at a medium-sized software company, and we’ve been grappling with a persistent issue: returned mail and undeliverable addresses. It’s not just a minor annoyance; it’s costing us money and tarnishing our brand reputation. Can you shed some light on how address hygiene tools can help us tackle this problem?
Sincerely, Concerned Operations Officer Cindy
February 2024
Dear Piper,
I’m hearing conflicting opinions on the effectiveness of traditional mail versus email marketing. Could you shed some light on why direct mail seems to have a higher response rate overall, despite the prevalence of digital communication? I want to make informed decisions for my marketing strategy moving forward.
Sincerely, a Manic Marketer
January 2024
Dear Piper,
I am in a bit of a pickle! I am responsible for handling sensitive customer information at my company as a compliance specialist, but am by no means a cybersecurity whiz. Data Privacy Week is just around the corner and I can’t help but feel the pressure to ensure that our data privacy practices are up to snuff. How can I make sure our data handling is top-notch without drowning in the details?
Sincerely, an Analytical Overthinker
December 2023
Dearest Piper,
I’m looking for the inside scoop to pass along to Santa’s elves to ensure his delivery routes are in tip-top shape this year. Do you have any advice to help us fine-tune our delivery routes and make sure the big man himself doesn’t end up delivering presents to the wrong addresses? Your magical insights are just what we need to keep the festive spirit alive and well. After all, we want every child to wake up with joy in their hearts and a twinkle in their eyes on Christmas morning.
Sincerely, Mrs. Claus
November 2023
Dear Piper,
My company is gearing up to launch our annual Ho Ho Holiday Campaign. We are excited about this year’s deals and we’re positive that our customers will be too. There’s just one problem: we’re not sure if we should stick to our direct mail approach, or shift to digital channels only. Do you have any insight into the best channel to boost engagement and create the best experience for our clients?
Sincerely, Melanie at Marketable Marketing Inc
October 2023
Dear Piper,
Any advice for a security newcomer getting through his first internal audit?
My company had a third party conduct our evaluation last year but my boss put me in charge this year…so now it’s my time to shine. I’ve been dragging my feet and somehow it’s almost November. Help a guy out!
Sincerely, a procrastinating auditor